Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don’t want to b seen with

Boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent
boy: am i so good??? :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off

Enjoy!

Another One:

There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women
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And nobody knows them.

A Journey Of A Thousand
Miles Begins With A Single Step.

Then,
You Get In A Car
And Go To The Airport.

It Doesn’t Take That Long LoL